David Lee Roth Insures His “Little Guitar”
…If you know what I mean. In a move that surprised literally no one, Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth has insured – you guessed it – his penis. When Read More
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Lollapalooza Poster Leaked, Revealing Lineup!
The Lollapalooza lineup poster has been leaked. I. Can’t. Even. Oh…oh my GOD. You guys…YOU GUYS. If this is real, I might freak out. Oh, who am I kidding, I’m Read More
Gibson Releases Joe Perry Limited Edition Les Paul
Gibson is continuing their legacy as some of the best guitars out there and releasing a limited edition exact replica of Joe Perry’s serial number 9-0663 Les Paul. Perry’s most Read More
Throwback Thursday: The Runaways
For this week’s edition of Throwback Thursday, I have the absolute pleasure of honoring the Queens Of Noise and a couple of my personal greatest inspirations: The Runaways! The Runaways Read More
Lou Reed Cancels Coachella Appearance
Today’s a sad day for all the RIDICULOUSLY LUCKY people attending Coachella this year, as the legendary Lou Reed has canceled his performance, along with all dates surrounding the event! Read More
Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Performers & Presenters Announced!
The time has finally come, my fellow rock fans – The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame performers and presenters have been announced! After much speculation about details of the Read More
Reviewing Limp Bizkit’s New Song In Gifs
Limp Bizkit has a new “comeback” (and trust me, I use that word VERY loosely) featuring Lil Wayne, and it’s…well, it’s simply indescribable. In honor of this masterpiece (?) I’ve Read More
Fall Out Boy Release Torturous Video for “The Phoenix”
Let’s get this straight – when I say “torturous,” I am literally describing this video. I’m talking amputation, here. But anyway, hey! New Fall Out Boy song! “The Phoenix” is Read More
My Chemical Romance “Not Okay,” Announces Breakup!
Rock fans across the globe got one heck of a surprise this weekend when emo Gods My Chemical Romance officially announced that after over 12 years together, the band is Read More
Prince To “Kiss” The West Coast On Just-Announced Tour
Prince is getting ready to shake up the west coast on a just-announced supertour! The Great Purple One, who most recently rocked SXSW with a whopping three-hour set, will be Read More
The Eagles Announce US Tour!
The Eagles made classic rock lover’s lives today when they announced the initial dates of their “The History Of The Eagles” US Tour! The shows are a celebration of the Read More
Fall Out Boy’s New Album to Feature Courtney Love and Elton John
If you’re going to “save rock and roll,” you might as well bring out the big guns, and Fall Out Boy’s enlisted some of the biggest. Not only will the Read More
Tool Plan “Willy Wonka” Surprise For 5 Lucky Fans
PAGING MR. WONKA, PAGING MR. WILLY WONKA! Tool will be holding a Wonka-esque giveaway to celebrate the special-edition 21st anniversary re-release of their “Opiate EP!” The re-issues will feature art Read More
Throwback Thursday: The Mamas And The Papas
I thought we’d take time for some “California Dreamin’” this Throwback Thursday to honor folk-rock legends The Mamas & The Papas! The Mamas & The Papas were a Canadian/American four-piece Read More
Andrew W.K. Announces “Human Party Machine” 2013 Tour!
YESSSSSSSSS! Party King Andrew W.K. has just announced that he will be touring the states this summer! The “Human Party Machine” tour will feature W.K., – who usually plays with Read More
Shirley Manson Interview Triggers Manhunt & Sex Abuse Investigation
A recent interview with Garbage frontwoman Shirley Manson has triggered an investigation and manhunt around a teacher who sexually abused her during her childhood. While speaking with an Australian newspaper, Read More
Billy Idol Taking His “Whiplash Smile” On North American Tour
What’s that noise in the distance?…It almost sounds LIKE A REBEL YELL?! YESSS! Punk pioneer Billy Idol has just announced that he is coming to the states for a month-long Read More
Rockstar Mayhem Festival Reveals 2013 Lineup
Alright, Rockstar Mayhem Festival, I might as well get this out of the way now: Great! Now that you have my life savings, it is my absolute pleasure to tell Read More
Def Leppard Announce Live Vegas Residency Album
Forget Viva Las Vegas, try Viva Def Leppard! Guitarist Phil Collen has confirmed that the band will indeed be recording their upcoming “VIVA Hysteria!” album during their residency at the Read More
New 30 Seconds to Mars Song, Album Info, and Artwork
Calling all members of the Echelon! Not only can you now stream 30 Seconds To Mars’ single “Up In The Air” (yes, the one that was launched into space), you can Read More
20 Best “Rock Faces”
Every musician has a “Rock Face.” What exactly is a “Rock Face,” you ask? It’s the face a musician makes onstage right as they start to wail. We’re talking complete Read More
All Of Metallica’s “Yeah’s” Compiled Into One Track
Well happy Friday to us indeed! Palm Springs afternoon radio DJ Kevin Conklin impressed Metallica fans worldwide when his impressive compilation of every single one of James Hetfield’s legendary “YEAAAAAAAAAAH!”s Read More
Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong Writing Songs For Shakespeare Play
Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong is taking punk back to the Elizabethan era by announcing that he is spending his post-rehab time writing songs for the new modern-day “Much Read More
Axl Rose Knocks Out Fan’s Two Front Teeth
Guns N’ Roses shows really are a jungle. All 39-year-old fan Darren Wright wanted for the Perth show was his two front teeth (and maybe to hear his favorite songs Read More
Former Iron Maiden Drummer Clive Burr Dead At 56
Bad news, my fellow metalheads: former Iron Maiden drummer Clive Burr has passed away at age 56. The legend died “peacefully in his sleep” in his London home this Tuesday Read More
Throwback Thursday: The Gits
For this weeks edition of Throwback Thursday, I thought I’d honor the band that, in my humble opinion, is one of the most underrated acts in recent history: The Gits. Read More
Steel Panther Announces STD Tour Dates!
YESSSSSSSSSSS! Heavy hair metal kings Steel Panther have finally announced the dates of their upcoming STD (Spread The Disease) Tour! The talented foursome is set to kick off the tour Read More
“Run To The Hills” For Iron Maiden’s New Beer!
Heavy metal Gods, Iron Maiden, have officially announced that they will be partnering with Robinsons Brewery and releasing their own brand of Trooper beer. Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson, who is Read More
Scott Weiland Challenges Audience Member To Fight
And the maturity award of the year goes to Scott Weiland! During a solo concert in New York City’s Irving Plaza, Scott Weiland took a break from preforming with his Read More
Vince Neil Of Motley Crue Rushed To Hospital For Emergency Surgery
What in the world is going on with Motley Crue?! Shortly after the announcement of their break-up, Motley Crue is finding themselves in the headlines AGAIN as frontman Vince Neil Read More